Funny Mery

The old couple were watching TV, and suddenly a beauty pageant was broadcast. When the old man saw it, he blushed and turned around to enter the house. The old lady smiled: "The old man is quite feudal." After a while, the old man came back and sat upright, with a pair of reading glasses on his face...

A Japanese woman was taking a bath in a sauna and wanted to find a Chinese hunk to give her a massage. The hunk suddenly became aroused while rubbing her penis and inserted her penis into her vagina. The Japanese woman was furious: What kind of work are you doing? The hunk said : Rub inside!

  In a car, a man bumped into a woman. The woman got angry and said: You can't stand on three legs! The man waved his hand and said: Forget it, I won't argue with you, you are always talking anyway.

The female leader returned home at night and was suddenly put in the car by two men. One of the men threatened: "Be honest, you are a pervert." The female leader laughed and cursed: "Damn it, such a happy thing makes you so nervous. I was scared to death, I thought I was cheated!"  

  When a couple is in love, the man always likes to say: "I'm going to kill you!" Suddenly, after not seeing each other for a few days, the woman goes to the man's work unit, and the man asks: Is something wrong? The woman said softly: "It's okay, I just don't want to live anymore..." A Japanese soldier went to the toilet one morning and looked down: he found that one of his eggs had turned green. He was very frightened. I wonder if I have done too many bad things? He heard that there was an old and famous Chinese doctor who specialized in treating difficult and complicated syndromes, so he went to see a doctor. "Doctor, what do you think is wrong with me?" The old Chinese medicine doctor looked at it carefully for a long time and said: "Based on my many years of medical experience, I have never seen such a strange disease. I'll cut it off just to be safe!" The Japanese soldier thought: I still have a cannon, so let’s cut it o...

  The director and the driver went to watch the performance together. When they arrived at the door, the security guard let the director in and stopped the driver. The driver said angrily: He and I are in the same system, let me in. The security guard also had to be unreasonable: JJ and Eggy were in the same system. If Chicken entered, Eggy would not be able to enter. driver:……