When a couple is in love - Funny Story

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When a couple is in love, the man always likes to say: "I'm going to kill you!" Suddenly, after not seeing each other for a few days, the woman goes to the man's work unit, and the man asks: Is something wrong? The woman said softly: "It's okay, I just don't want to live anymore..."
A Japanese soldier went to the toilet one morning and looked down: he found that one of his eggs had turned green. He was very frightened. I wonder if I have done too many bad things? He heard that there was an old and famous Chinese doctor who specialized in treating difficult and complicated syndromes, so he went to see a doctor.
"Doctor, what do you think is wrong with me?"
The old Chinese medicine doctor looked at it carefully for a long time and said: "Based on my many years of medical experience, I have never seen such a strange disease. I'll cut it off just to be safe!"
The Japanese soldier thought: I still have a cannon, so let’s cut it off.
So the old Chinese medicine doctor cut an egg for him.
A few days later, when the Japanese soldier was going to the toilet, he found that his other egg had also turned green, so he hurried to see the old Chinese medicine doctor.
"Look what's wrong with me"
The old Chinese medicine doctor looked left and right, "Based on my many years of medical experience, you may be getting worse. Young man, it's important to save your life, so let's do it."
The Japanese soldier thought: That's all.
So the old Chinese medicine doctor helped him cut another egg.
However, within a few days, the Japanese soldiers' clubs also turned green.
At this time, the Japanese soldiers were really desperate and came to the old Chinese doctor.
"Doctor, what do you think is wrong with me?"
The old Chinese medicine doctor thought for a while and said: "Based on my many years of medical experience, your underwear is fading!"


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