A lawyer and a blonde are sitting - Funny Story

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question and if you don't know the answer, you give me 5 euros and vice versa. »
The blonde again politely declines, but the lawyer persists.
"Okay, let's say if I ask you a question and you don't know the answer, you give me 5 euros, but if you ask me a question and I don't know the answer, I'll give you 100 euros. »
This proposal piques the curiosity of the blonde and she finally decides to accept.
The lawyer begins:
- What is the distance between the earth and the moon?
The blonde doesn't say a word, opens her purse, takes out a 5 euro note and gives it to the lawyer.
- Your turn ! said the lawyer confidently.
The blonde asks:
- What goes up the hill with three legs and goes down it with four legs?
The lawyer doesn't really know what to answer, but for 100 euros, he decides it's worth looking for!
He pulls out his laptop and searches through his CD encyclopedia and all his other references: nothing. He plugs into the Internet using the plane's satellite phone service and searches every library and puzzle site imaginable: nothing. He sends emails to his friends: no one knows the answer.
After an hour, he wakes up the blonde and gives her 100 euros. She thanks him and turns to go back to sleep, but the lawyer, a little frustrated, asks her: "What was the answer?" The
blonde didn't say a word, opened her purse, took out a 5 euro note and gave it to the lawyer.


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