A few days later the mother enters the house - Funny Jokes

 

A woman comes home and hears a funny noise coming from 

her daughter's room. She opens the door and surprises

 her daughter with a vibrator. She asks him,

 "For heaven's sake, what are you doing here?"

His daughter then replies: “Mom, I am 35 years old,

 not married

 and this is the thing that I have found that comes

 closest to a husband. So get out of here and leave me alone. 

The next day the father enters the house and

 hears the same noise coming from his daughter's room.

 He opens the door and surprises his daughter with 

a vibrator. He asks her what she is doing there.

She replies,

 "Dad, I'm 35, not married, and that's the one thing 

I've found that comes closest to a husband. 

So get out of here and leave me alone. 

A few days later the mother enters the house with 

her provisions which she places on the kitchen table 

when she hears the same noise but this time coming 

from the living room. She then enters the living room

 and sees her husband lying on the sofa, drinking

 a cold beer and watching television. The vibrator is 

next to him on the sofa and vibrates like crazy.

His wife then asks him,

 "For heaven's sake what are you doing here?" “

Her husband replies:

 ” I am watching the football world cup with my son-in-law… “