A gentleman who comes home from work - Funny Jokes

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It's a gentleman who comes home from work.

As soon as you walk through the door, his wife exclaims: 

"It's you, darling, there's the closet shelf that's all broken,

 can you fix it for me?" The

husband replies: “It's not okay, I'm not a carpenter!!!! 

The next day he arrives again from work, his wife, mop in hand,

 says to him: “There is a leak in the drain of the sink, can you fix it for me?

The grumpy husband said to her: “Ah, but I'm not a plumber !!!! 

And the next day again, the bedside lamp that no longer lights up.

Say darling, said his wife tenderly, are you going to be able to do 

something by the lamp? The

furious husband said to her: “You always start to annoy me 

about something to fix, I'm not an electrician!!!! 

The next day when the husband arrives, 

the very happy wife says to him:

– You know the neighbor upstairs, the little young man

, what a handyman he is, in less than two he has everything 

in place. And you know what he said to me to thank him 

and well either I made him a little treat or I made him a pie.

- Oh manure! and then you made him a pie for what?

– Are you kidding, I am not a pastry chef!!!!


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