A guy comes home - Funny Story

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I will also go to Monaco to see how you will manage with 1000

 euros per year in your new life.

A beautiful young woman asks her husband:

My love, what kind of woman would you like to have?

 A very beautiful woman or a very intelligent woman or 

a good woman in bed?

Honey, none of the three, because I chose you.

In her house, Marie looks at herself naked in front of a mirror. 

She said to her husband:

Honey, I'm horrible, fat and ugly. I need a compliment on

 this Valentine's Day.

The man answers: Mary, you see things straight

 in the face.

A mother asks a couple spending Valentine's 

Day in a public garden:

Without a man, what would a woman do?

The young woman answers: she would surely train another animal.




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