Two little old people are talking - Funny Jokes

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then at 3 meters and then very close to her. That way you will know if the situation is serious or not.


When he arrives home, the little old man talks to his wife. The latter is sitting next to a window, located about 5 meters from the main door of her house.


Honey, what do we have for dinner tonight?


No answer, he approaches his darling at a distance of 4 meters before asking the same question. His wife has yet to respond. Thus, he advances to 3 meters then very close to her. And finally, his wife replies:


My love… for the fourth time, ham and cheese.

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