One day cute girl met Tarzan in the jungle - Funny Story

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One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted
to him and during her questions about his life she asked him
how he managed for s**.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what s** was and he said, "Oh, I use a
hole in the trunk of a tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong. I'll
show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes,
laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide.
"Here," she
said, "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her
an almighty kick, right in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she managed to gasp,
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Checking for bees!" said Tarzan.

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